What Supernatural Teaches You by NikNakz, literature
Literature
What Supernatural Teaches You
What Supernatural Teaches You...
1) Salt, Holy Water and Guns solve everything
2) Angels are dicks
3) The Devil is a pervert who likes to imitate girls and touch boys for kicks
4) Blood on walls is considered to be art
5) Hunting is a reasonable job choice
6) Shoot first, ask questions later
7) Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his cakehole
8) There are nerd angels, perverted angels, bald angels... whatever next?
9) You want a Hellhound as a pet
10) God is always perving on you! You have been warned!
It was just after leaving the evening service at the local parish church, that Jimmy Novak heard the crying. He stopped dead, looking around- it was twilight, and the failing light was creating an eerie atmosphere upon the small town in which he lived. On any normal day, ordinary Jimmy with his messy black hair and dark catholic school uniform would just take the long, beaten track back to his house on the edge of town. But for some reason, he felt compelled to search for the source of the child's obvious distress. He sighed and hitched his light brown shoulder bag higher up onto his shoulder, turned around and followed the crying.
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